The Joke’s On You!

My son is four now and we have A LOT of laughs. His sense of humor has blossomed and I cannot get enough of it. He has really been into telling his own made up jokes, most of which make NO SENSE AT ALL. At the end of each joke he makes himself laugh so hard that it makes anyone in listening range laugh too!

In today’s post, I am sharing our top favorite jokes…from our family to yours. The joke’s on you! These are pretty bad which makes them oh so good.

• Why did the snake cross the road? (To get to the other sssssside!)

• What is the snake cross the playground? (To get to the sssssslide!)

• What do you do get if a dinosaur steps on your foot? (An Anklosaurus!)

• What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? (A dino-snore!)

• What kind of candy do astronauts eat? (Milky ways and Mars bars!)

• What does the moon do when he needs a haircut? (He clips it!)

• What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor? (A trans-farmer!)

• What does a robot frog say? (Rib Bot…said in a robot voice)

• What do frogs drink at parties? (Croak A Cola!)

• What did the bone say to the marrow? (Harrow!)

• Why did the hamburger fly south for the winter? (To warm his buns!)

• What is a tree’s favorite drink? (Root Beer!)

• What do bees chew? (Bumble Gum!)

• What does a cat like to eat on a hot summer’s day? (A mice cream cone!)

• Where do cows go on Friday nights? (To the mooovies!)

• What do you get when you cross a bear and skunk? (Winnie the Pehew!)

• What has four wheels and flies? (A garbage truck!)

• Why is 6 afraid of 7? (Because 789.)

• What is a ghost’s favorite food? (Spookghetti!)

Knock, knock.
–Who’s there?
Banana.
–Banana who?
Knock, knock.
–Who’s there?
Banana
–Banana who?
Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
Orange.
–Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?

A child’s laughter is a joy. Telling jokes also teaches memorization and builds confidence. Be sure that when you look for jokes they age-appropriate or the joke may really be on you!