Jordan Morgan
I’m Your Friend That Doesn’t Drink
Hi. It’s me. Your friend that doesn’t drink. Let me start this off by clearing the air: it does not bother me that you drink. If you order something for yourself when we’re out at...
A Tribute to Veterans
You know them; the seemingly grumpy old men in town. The ones that fly the American flag proudly (to code, I might add) and don’t shy away from political opinions. The ones that have...
Early Voting Polling Places
'Tis the season! The season for voting, that is. I remember the excitement I felt as a child when going to vote with my parents. Now I'm excited to vote with my kids in tow....
I’m Tired of Politics
Four years ago I wouldn’t have been writing this. You could find me reading news articles, engaging in debates online, spewing my opinion whether it was asked or not, and generally looking to absorb...
My Kids Thrive on a Schedule (And So Do I)
The clock is the peacekeeper in our house. It helps me decide what to do and when to do it. Naptime will be the hill I live and die on. If you contact me...
An Ode to the Mom Bra
To My Beloved Mom Bra,
You are the ugliest bra I own. There is nothing nice about you. You are ratty. You look sad. You are well worn and aged. You always get thrown in...
“I’ll Never Yell At My Kids” & Other Things I Said Before Becoming a...
We were all perfect parents once. Then we had kids.
Right?
We all have these preconceived notions about parenthood before we get tossed into the chaos of children. We have all these thoughts and ideas and...