Ashley
Sorry For The Things I Did When I Was Trying Not To Die
Something smells weird in my house. It could be the wet dogs, running in and out of the dog door with abandon. Or it could be the laundry pile I can see through the...
In Defense of My Kids’ Cell Phones
For as long as I could remember I was that mom. The no cell phones for kids, when I got a phone it was essentially a brick with a snake game on it, back...
Busy Girl Summer
Summer has always been my favorite season, but it has also long bred a deep churning anxiety in me. Fatalistic by nature, I tend to see darkness looming over every good thing. Summer, my...
Can We Stop With The “18 Summers” Meme Already?
"We only have them for 18 summers; use the time wisely," we're told, accompanied by a little girl playing, crouched down, eyes averted from the camera lens.
Every year, starting in mid-May, I am reminded...
The Cicadaing of 2021
"This is... disturbing," my nine-year-old said, surveying the backyard like a sweeping panoramic shot of a war movie, the bodies of animals and men strewn about a beach. Except, this wasn't Dunkirk. This was...
Guided By Grandma: How a Decades-Old Family Story Led Me to Kern’s Food Hall
My great grandmother, Laura Elizabeth, has always been at the center of family lore. She was beautiful, like you can’t look at a picture of her too long or your eyeballs hurt beautiful. She...
Having Boys Will Break You
Having boys will break you.
It will make you give up on having a clean house, a bathroom that doesn't smell like pee, and ever having a pantry full longer than a day after coming...